Too Chicken To Run For Mayor?

While the Regessives sit and squawk, "The sky is falling," a new candidate flys without fear, over the cuckoos's nest and under the radar.

Which do you prefer the original fake chicken or the new crispy creator of burning man, Chicken John?

It's no yolk, folks. We've got a full-fledged cock-fight on or hands.

So how does challenger 'Chicken John' measure up against the incubant Mayor McChicken as well as the other Candidates De Jure? Here's the tale of the tape:

• The Nudist - Bigger Dick?


• The Conservative- Bigger Balls?


• The Homeless Guy - Nothing to lose.

Ok. We don't know much about Chicken John except that he drives a compost-burning pickup truck and was the owner of the Odeon bar... and that we hope to see more of this colorful character.

My platform? What’s my platform, you ask? The bed of 1975 GMC pick ‘em up truck that runs on coffee grinds. Party affiliation? I like to party. Party hardy. Issues? What about the issues? We’ll get to that later. For now, I need to get on the ballot. I need your help. Here’s how this works:

You download the pdf forms FRONT AND BACK ON THE SAME PAGE.

• Front Page


• Back Page

NOTE: 2 DOWNLOADS ON 1 PIECE OF PAPER OR THEY WON’T ACCEPT IT.

Ahem.You get friends or whoever you can to sign it, follow the instructions. You yourself need to be a registered voter in San Francisco WITH A VALID VOTER THINGY WITH YOUR CORRECT ADDRESS. You get as many people to sign as possible. 10,000 signatures is a lot.

Only people who are registered voters in SF can sign. They check. You write [Chiken John] email and drop off the signatures before the 25th of July. They are due on the 26th.

Complete Article: Finally, a real chicken for mayor by Left in SF

Fight for San Francisco

It is time to stand up for the City of San Francisco and against short-sighted politics. Supervisor Chris Daly is attempting to cut critical city services from the mayor’s budget in order to fund his own political backers. Daly has introduced a motion that would eliminate key city programs without going through the normal budget process.
Please join us tomorrow for a rally on the steps of City Hall at 12PM, on the Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place side to show your opposition to Supervisor Daly’s plan.

Supervisor Daly’s motion would cut:

$700,000 for the Community Justice Center, which will deal with quality-of-life crimes$3 million for a vitally needed police academy class$10.6 million for DPW street repairs and new trees$1.1 million for a Rec & Park increase in park patrols $713,000 for the 311 City Call Center$500,000 for a Small Business Assistance Center

If you believe we need more police to make
our city safer — please join us. If you believe the homeless
situation needs a proven
solution — please join us. If you believe we need to make significant
investments to repair our streets —
please join us. If you believe it is time to replace our decrepit public
housing projects — please join us.

Here are the details for the rally:

• Date: Wednesday June 13


• Time: 12:00 PM


• Place: City Hall, 1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place (click here for a map)


• RSVP: mailto:info@actlocallysf.org?subject=Fight%20for%20San%20Francsico or (415) 351-0359 (ask for Aaron if you have questions)

If you can’t make the rally, please call or email your supervisor on the Budget and Finance Committee. Let the supervisors know you want them to restore the mayor’s budget:

• Chris Daly — 554-7970


• Bevan Dufty — 554-6968


• Tom Ammiano — 554-5144


• Ross Mirkarimi — 554-7630


• Aaron Peskin — 554-7450

Please email five of your friends and ask them to join us at City Hall at noon on Wednesday, June 13th in support of the mayor’s budget. See you at City Hall.